“The Galaxy Calls for Wet Work, and Nobody Does Wet . . . Like a Frog.”
Performing an honest day’s work for food, and killing only for money, the enigmatic band of mercenaries known as “Diamond Frogs” appeared in the latter half of 3301, a year future historians will surely agree is “when it hit the fan.”
Led by the charismatic (and probable war criminals) Kermit “Big Frog” Laphroaig, Darth “Bling Bling” Blingcowski, and the legendary Worldship refugee known as the Space Texan, the Diamond Frogs are available for hire. They have laid claim to a small area of space they’ve dubbed the “Goat-Xihe Cluster,” and an agent or contact of theirs can be easily found around there.
The Frogs’ chief import is alcohol and narcotics, their main export is REVENGE. And coffee. They really like coffee.
Hiring the Diamond Frogs
If you’d like to contract the services of the Diamond Frogs, you can contact us at email@example.com
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If you are interested in joining the Diamond Frogs:
For various reasons we do not openly recruit into the Diamond Frogs. Due to the high interest we do maintain an active alternative so please give that a look!
The Adamant Toads are the galaxy’s premier private military subcontractors, working in close conjunction with their parent organization, the Diamond Frogs. Founded to fill the needs of the many applicants to the Diamond Frogs who are turned away each day by circumstances that do not allow Diamond Frogs to openly recruit, the Adamant Toads are your best friends in space.
If you want to fly like a Frog, or fly with the Frogs, getting space-paid and having fun doing it, Adamant Toads are the best opportunity for you!
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